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Donald Trump Pre-pardons this Delicious Piece of Sausage

December 4, 2020 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC In a flurry of last minute activity, outgoing President Trump has been pre-pardoning anything and anybody he can get his hands on, including a plate of delicious farmer sausage sent to him by […]

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