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Devout American Christians Gather to Enthusiastically Worship False Idol Today

July 4, 2020 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC Millions of pious God-fearing Bible-believing Christians across America are gathering today to sing songs of glory, honour, and praise to the golden calf US flag and constitution. “It’s our most sacred holiday,” said […]

Quizzes

Quiz: What do you know about American Mennonites?

October 12, 2018 Andrew

Canadians love to chat about how little Americans know about us. But, then again, how much do Canadians know about the US. Specifically, how much do Canadian Mennonites know about American Mennonites? Heck, how much […]

The Outside World

Alt-Right Group Protests Wildfire Smoke that’s “Illegally” Crossing into the US from Canada

August 28, 2018 Andrew

SPOKANE, WA There was a massive demonstration in Spokane this week as between five and seven people showed up to protest the wildfire smoke that’s been illegally crossing the border in the last couple weeks. […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonites Caught Smuggling Dirty Rubber Boots Across the Border

June 19, 2018 Andrew

WINDSOR, ON A Canadian Mennonite family has been detained at the Windsor-Detroit border this afternoon after the Canadian border officer spotted Mr. Friesen’s dirty rubber boots and suspected their might be a problem. “How long […]

The Outside World

101 Reasons for Americans to Hate Canada

June 14, 2018 Andrew

Dear America, Where did it all go wrong? We used to be good such good friends. What happened? All of a sudden you’re best pals with North Korea and Russia and we’re being told there’s […]

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