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Mennonite Woman Still Waiting for Her Photos to be Developed at Penner Foods

January 10, 2022 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Mrs. Bickert of Altona dropped off a roll of film at her local Penner Foods more than three weeks ago and she still hasn’t seen her photos of the Bickert Christmas gathering. “I’m […]

Mennonite Life

Top Ten Worst Daily Bonnet Photoshop Fails

January 7, 2022 Andrew

At the Daily Bonnet, we pride ourselves in a lot of things (schmaunt fat jokes, being run of town on the rails, starting political arguments at your family gatherings), but we also are well aware […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Woman Launches New App WautDeSchissjat

October 4, 2021 Andrew

CAMPO 6, MEXICO Mennonite technology guru Lina Wiebe, 37, of Campo 6 has just launched a brand new social media app called WautDeSchissjat. “It’s the bast app from Chihuahua City to Cuauhtemoc and avery place in […]

Church

Stop Playing God! 7 Ways You’re Playing God Without Even Realizing It!

August 3, 2021 Andrew

Oba, all those people with their modern medicine and science yet! Not only are they completely disregarding the instructions of their trajchtmoaka or alternative medicine practioner, but the worst thing is they’re playing God. God […]

Food and Drink

Frustrated Mennonite Man Still Waiting for His Cookies

April 28, 2021 Andrew

TOFIELD, AB Nearly two weeks after he selected “accept all cookies” on one of his favourite websites, Darryl Krahn of Tofield is still waiting for the baked goods to arrive. “My Helen just tells me, […]

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