The Daily Bonnet
  • Mennonite Life
  • Food and Drink
  • Church
  • The Outside World
  • About the Daily Bonnet

perfume

Mennonite Life

Masks Needed to Protect Residents During the Axe Body Spray Outbreak of 2020

July 25, 2020 Andrew

TABER, AB After an outbreak of Axe body spray in shopping malls, schools, and church lobbies over the last few months, residents of Taber, Alberta have been asked to wear protective masks to shield themselves […]

Mennonite Life

Body Odour to be Bottled and Sold as ‘Eau de Menno’ Cologne

February 12, 2017 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON The body odour of dozens of hard-working Mennonite men has been extracted using a special process and been used to create a brand new cologne, which will be marketed and sold as Eau […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

Mannanite News Yet!

  • Mennonite Woman Shunned for Marrying Outside Her Precise Denominational Affiliation
    July 31, 2016
  • Local Splash Park Offers Unique Way to Beat the Heat this Summer
    July 31, 2017
  • Mennonite Couples Vow to Save Meddachschlop for Marriage
    April 21, 2017
  • A List of Hilariously Inappropriate Mennonite Names
    November 25, 2017
  • Friesen Woman to Become Froese
    December 13, 2016
July 2022
S M T W T F S
 12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31  
« Jun    

 
YOUR TRUSTED SOURCE FOR MENNONITE SATIRE

Copyright © 2022 The Daily Bonnet - All Rights Reserved