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Mennonite Life

Spectacular Northern Mennonites Light Up the Night Sky

October 14, 2021 Andrew

SELKIRK, MB Thousands of people across North America set up their cameras last night to witness a specular show by the Northern Mennonites. “We had Menno Simons. Dirk Willems. Even Miriam Toews made an appearance,” […]

The Outside World

Winnipeg Woman Hosts Lovely Housewarming Party for Area Ladybugs

October 3, 2021 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Sandra Berg of North Kildonan invited a swarm of more than a thousand ladybugs into her home this weekend for a lovely get-together. “They came in through a crack in the windowsill,” said […]

The Outside World

Entire Province of Manitoba Hikes ‘Hunt Lake Trail’ All at Once

July 5, 2021 Andrew

WHITESHELL, MB More than a million Manitobans were at Hunt Lake Trail in the Whiteshell this weekend, which provided an additional obstacle for the otherwise challenging trail. “I thought I’d be climbing rocks, roots, and […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Woman Scores Massive Haul of Northern Reflections Wolf Sweaters at MCC Store

May 8, 2021 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Eleanor Pankratz, 71, of Altona brought home the world’s largest collection of Northern Reflections wolf sweaters from her local MCC Store this week. “I’m beyond ecstatic,” said Pankratz, modelling a howling wolf sweatshirt […]

Church

Thousands of Geese Congregate at the Pond by the MHV for Steinbach’s Largest Church Service

October 4, 2020 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB With the pandemic restricting the size of human church services in the Steinbach area, it seems the local Canada goose population has decided to flaunt their ability to congregate uninhibited. “Not even the […]

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