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Thousands of Geese Congregate at the Pond by the MHV for Steinbach’s Largest Church Service

October 4, 2020 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB With the pandemic restricting the size of human church services in the Steinbach area, it seems the local Canada goose population has decided to flaunt their ability to congregate uninhibited. “Not even the […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Woman Arrested for Stealing Her Neighbour’s Ham

November 25, 2019 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local woman, Sush Janzen, has been arrested by Steinbach RCMP this week for allegedly stealing her neighbour’s schinkjefleesch and threatening a police officer with her cane yet. “He says that I salted him,” […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Heritage Village Offers Time Travel for a Lot Less than the Cost of a Delorean

August 21, 2018 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB If a flux-capacitor-equipped Delorean is a little out of your price range, the folks at the Mennonite Heritage Village in Steinbach offer a chance to go back to the 1870s for just a […]

Food and Drink

24 Hours Later, Dad is Still Going Back for “Just One More Plate”

June 18, 2018 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Sunday, June 17 was the 2018 Manitoba Marathon, an event where Mennonite dads compete to see who can make the most return visits to refill their plates with vereniki and schmaunt fat at […]

Mennonite Life

Totally Normal Steinbach Bungalow to be Preserved at Local Museum

November 21, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB A completely normal 900 square foot bungalow built in 1978 has been given a historic designation and will be moved to the local village museum where it will be preserved for generations to come. […]

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