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Mennonite Woman Invokes Emergencies Act to Remove Husband from Bathroom

February 24, 2022 Andrew

BLACK CREEK, BC After her husband Dan had “been on the can for more than an hour,” Mrs. Susan Kliewer of Black Creek declared the Emergencies Act. “My gosh, I bet he’s reading back issues […]

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Mennonite Man Refuses to Clean Up Dishes Until He Gets Meeting with Prime Minister

February 21, 2022 Andrew

ST. CATHARINES, ON The dishes are really piling up at the Peters house this week after Clint Peters, 57, of St. Catharines staged a one-man protest and refused to do any chores until Justin Trudeau […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Man Caught Watching Figure Skating

February 15, 2022 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON Mr. Noah Eby of Kitchener had to quickly change the channel and pretend to be watching politicians yell at each other, after his wife Mary walked in on him during the pair skating […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Man Completes Bathroom Renovation in Mere Decades

January 9, 2022 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON When the Baumans purchased a lovely bungalow in Kitchener in 1973, Ernie promised Lois that he’d have the bathroom renovated by their 50th wedding anniversary. Well, it seems Mr. Bauman is a full […]

Mennonite Life

Lucky Mennonite Man Has Meddachschlop on a Wednesday

November 19, 2021 Andrew

ROSTHERN, SK Wilbert Goossen of Rosthern broke centuries of Mennonite tradition this week by having meddachschlop in the middle of the week. “Usually, Linda lays down with me for a meddachschlop on Sunday afternoon, and […]

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