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Mennonite Life

Kitchener Man Finally Meets His Waterloo

May 5, 2021 Andrew

WATERLOO, ON Mr. Eby, 79, has been looking all over the Tri-City area for a suitable life partner after his wife Agnes died in 2008 and it seems that the Kitchener area man has finally […]

The Outside World

Kitchener, Ontario to be Renamed Berlin

December 4, 2019 Andrew

BERLIN, ON Eager to reclaim its past glory, the city of Kitchener, Ontario has decided to go back to calling itself Berlin. “The only reason we changed that name in the first place was to […]

Quizzes

The Ontario Mennonite Quiz!

August 8, 2019 Andrew

Ontario Mennonites. They exist. Let’s see how much you know about them! [wp_quiz id=”10406″]

Food and Drink

Manitoba Woman Totally Baffled by ‘Honour System’ in Kitchener

July 11, 2019 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON Mrs. Unrau of Winnipeg was visiting friends in southern Ontario who insisted the local butter tarts at City Café Bakery were even better than what she could get back home. “I must say, […]

The Outside World

Massive Concrete Wall Divides Kitchener and Waterloo

September 19, 2017 Andrew

KITCHENER-WATERLOO, ON Residents of Kitchener-Waterloo were shocked to discover a four-metre concrete wall dividing the twin cities when they woke up this morning. The ‘Kitchener-Waterloo Wall,’ which stretches for miles between the two cities and […]

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