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MBer Charges the Stage After GCer’s Mennonite Joke Goes Terribly Wrong

April 5, 2022 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON The tri-annual MB-GC ecumenical service and plautz awards were going smoothly this Sunday until Mr. Goertzen got up on stage and took a cheap shot at the MBers in the audience. “What do […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Man Can’t Stop Laughing at Corny Jokes

August 12, 2019 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Mr. Corny Toews of Blumenhof doesn’t have much of a sense of humour. He doesn’t like satire, he hates parody, and isn’t too keen on observational humour. The only thing Mr. Toews seems […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Man Translates Low German Joke for Englishers, No One Laughs

March 26, 2019 Andrew

WINKLER, MB An audience of Englishers from the city was left completely baffled by the Plautdietsch jokes at a local soup and pie fundraiser this past week. Even when translated, the jokes just didn’t seem […]

The Outside World

Study Suggest Satire is 20% Funnier When Drunk

January 16, 2019 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON A new study out of the University of Central Kitchener shows that satire is a fully twenty percent funnier after readers have had more than four drinks. “The problem with the Daily Bonnet […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Jokes Explained to Non-Mennonites

September 23, 2017 Andrew

If you’ve ever ventured into a coffee shop or church lobby in Winkler, Altona, or Grunthal, you’ve probably heard the same five or six jokes told over and over again. For some reason, us Mennonites […]

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