ST. CATHARINES, ON While Mennonites in other parts of the world commission new pastors through ordination, laying on of hands, or rebaptizing the ones who didn’t get it done properly, the Mennonites of the Niagara […]
WASHINGTON, DC After going through the process a second time, President Trump has become the world’s first member of the radical Ana-Impeachment sect. “I was worried the first impeachment wouldn’t count,” said Trump. “After all, […]
ROSENHOF, MB After the Faspa Committee overwhelmingly voted to oust Pastor Ron for allegedly bribing Mrs. Friesen to make fried rather than boiled vereniki at last Sunday’s luncheon, the West Rosenhof MGM Grand Church elder […]
MIAMI GARDENS, FL Attendees at Super Bowl LIV on Sunday are in for a real treat as the entire US Senate will be performing at what is being hyped as the greatest halftime show ever. […]
LANCASTER, PA Unbeknownst to attendees at a mid-week chuch potluck this evening, Mrs. Stoltzfus modified a centuries old pie recipe in order to celebrate the opening of the impeachment inquiry into Donald Trump. “I had […]
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