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“It’s all starting to taste like Mennonite food!” Says Joe Biden After Losing Sense of Taste and Smell

July 24, 2022 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC White House physicians are getting really concerned after President Joe Biden has started to complain that all the rich and spicy food he was eating was starting to taste “as bland as Mennonite […]

Mennonite Life

Word Bird Accidentally Gives Fred Penner Low German Word

May 12, 2022 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Producers were scrambling on the set of Fred Penner’s Place this week after the beloved children’s entertainer was given the Low German word “gnurpel” by the Word Bird. “Waut de schissjat is going […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Man to Increase Gas Production

March 24, 2022 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC Fraser Valley gas producer Marty Klassen, 48, is responding to the worldwide oil and gas shortage by ramping up production of his own. “If OPEC isn’t going to do it, then I guess […]

Mennonite Life

Whole Foods Bans MCC Peace Buttons

November 8, 2020 Andrew

TORONTO, ON In order to be consistent with their recent poppy ban, Whole Foods Canada has also banned anyone from coming into the store wearing one of those MCC Peace Buttons. “Please wear a mask, […]

Quizzes

What do you love most about Manitoba?

May 12, 2020 Andrew

Okay, enough schputting for a moment. It’s Manitoba Day. Happy 150 years, Manitoba! So, whether you’re a resident of the province or have moved away and miss it, what is the thing you love most […]

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