WINKLER, MB Area woman Doris Loewen, 43, is now a full-fledged member of the Church of Bountiful God (Perspiration) after a gospel tract was trust into her hands with such force that she had no […]
WINNIPEG, MB The leader of southern Manitoba’s largest anti-pants cult was spotted at the Winnipeg airport this week wearing a freshly-pressed pair of men’s slacks. “Well, unfortunately they don’t let you board the plane in […]
WINNIPEG, MB New documents suggest that a local church group hired a Private Investigator last month to dig up dirt on every Klassen in the Province of Manitoba. “It’s always good to keep tabs on […]
DAUMELSKOPP, MB Hollywood icon Harrison Ford is set to star as a southern Manitoba cult leader fleeing from justice in the new ‘Fugitive’ film. “It’s the first time in my career I’m playing the villain,” […]
DOMMHEIT, MB Cult leaders across Canada have been doing everything they can to get themselves arrested on live television. “I’m stalling until the TV crews get here,” said Dommheit cult leader Pastor Timmy Thiessen. “This […]
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