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Mennonite Life

Mennonite Authors Eager to Get their Books Banned by Local Christian Bookstore

May 4, 2021 Andrew

NAJUNGES, MB With no chance to do book signings and public readings, it hasn’t been an easy year for authors trying to promote their new books. However, there’s a glimmer of hope in the air […]

Church

Christian Man Says ‘Merry Christmas’, Nothing Happens

December 16, 2019 Andrew

OMAHA, NE Absolutely nothing happened after local church-goer Billy Friesen, 42, greeted a stranger on the street with a hearty ‘Merry Christmas’ this past week. “I don’t get it,” said Friesen. “I was really hoping […]

The Outside World

Trump Announces Huge Punishing Tariff on Common Sense and Decency

March 2, 2018 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC At a press conference at the White House on Friday, the Trump Administration announced a massive new tariff on the basic human values commonly held by the rest of the world. Specifically targeted […]

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