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Food and Drink

Ten Authentic Mennonite Dishes to Make for Mennonite Heritage Week

September 8, 2019 Andrew

It’s finally here! Mennonite Heritage Week! A time to sit back and reflect on everything that it means to be Mennonite. While you’re arguing in the church lobby about the nuances of being a pacifist […]

The Outside World

Philippines to Canada: “We Don’t Want Your Trash!”

May 29, 2019 Andrew

MANILA, PHILIPPINES In recent days, Malaysia has joined the Philippines in denouncing Canada and demanding that Justin Bieber be returned to North America. “We’re sick and tired of Canada sending us all their unwanted trash,” […]

The Outside World

Trump Declares World Peace After Discovering Pho

February 27, 2019 Andrew

HANOI, VIETNAM Donald Trump and Kim Jun-un have declared “world peace” after devouring a delicious bowl of Vietnamese pho in Hanoi this afternoon. “Dang, I’ve never tasted anything so delicious in my life,” said Trump, […]

Mennonite Life

Man Publishes ‘Mennonite Your Way Through Afghanistan’ Guide

December 29, 2016 Andrew

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN For decades Mennonites have sought to find other Mennonites to stay with for free while travelling the world. The phenomenon has even led to the publication of a number of popular directories that […]

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