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2020

The Outside World

Groundhog Day Glitch Forces Local Couple to Live the Year 2020 Over and Over Again

February 2, 2021 Andrew

NEWTON, KS A peculiar glitch in the space time continuum has forced the Warkentins of Newton, Kansas to live the year 2020 over and over again for the rest of eternity. “The first couple weeks […]

Mennonite Life

The Most Popular Daily Bonnet Articles of 2020

December 31, 2020 Andrew

Well that sure was a year to remember … or forget. Perhaps it’s better if we remember 2020 from the lens of the Daily Bonnet. Here are the top ten most popular articles of 2020. Click on […]

Quizzes

Real News or Daily Bonnet Quiz 2020

December 25, 2020 Andrew

Well, we can’t say that 2020 was boring, that’s for sure. However, with such an eventful year, it may be more difficult than usual to differentiate between the real news and satire. I’ve provided 20 […]

The Outside World

Local Woman Turns Her Clock Back to 2019

November 1, 2020 Andrew

WATERLOO, ON Rather than going back just one hour, one local woman decided to move her clock back a whole year to a time before the complete dumpster fire that was 2020. “I figured, hey, […]

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