New Huawei Phones Capable of Taking ‘Totally Amazing Photos’ of their Own Executive’s Arrest and Extradition!


Chinese electronics giant Huawei is really proud of the amazing 48 MP capabilities of their Mate 20 Pro, a phone that’s being marketed as “the only smartphone to capture those stunning images of our CFO’s extradition and trial!”

“Whether you want to get that amazing shot of our Chief Financial Officer being ushered into the back of a police cruiser, or you’re just trying to get that perfect selfie outside the Vancouver courthouse, the new Mate 20 Pro is for you!”

The camera uses advanced technology that, so far, was thought to be impossible in a smart phone.

“No smartphone can capture beautiful snapshots of our CFO with her coat hunched up over her face like this one!”

The phone is also capable of digitally removing any Canada Goose logos, should you accidentally happen to be wearing such a garment.

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