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Local Man Blames His Narrow Mind on the Zika Virus

May 19, 2016 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Winkler resident and xenophobe Eric Bergen, 38, is certain that a mosquito is the sole cause of his narrow-mindedness. “There really is no other explanation,” says Bergen from his mother’s basement that he has […]

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Massive Miriam Toews Statue to Be Erected in Steinbach

May 19, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB More than a decade after her best-selling novel A Complicated Kindness ruthlessly skewered her hometown of Steinbach, a 100-metre high statue of Miriam Toews is set for construction on the corner of Main and Brandt. “All […]

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Matt Falk’s ‘That Mennonite Joke’ Rakes in Three Billion Dollars at the Box Office

May 19, 2016 Andrew

NIVERVILLE, MB Comedian Matt Falk’s new film That Mennonite Joke has just surpassed James Cameron’s Avatar to become the highest grossing film of all time at the global box office. After a triumphant star-studded premiere at Steinbach’s […]

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Corny Rempel Inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

May 19, 2016 Andrew

CLEVELAND, OH Local Elvis tribute artist and radio personality Corny Rempel is set to become the first Mennonite elected into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. “As far as the Rock Hall is concerned, […]

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Steinbach City Council Approves Plan to Move Entire Population to Mennonite Heritage Village

May 17, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Disregarding months of public consultation that suggested residents preferred to stay in the 21st century, council members of Manitoba’s third largest city voted Tuesday to move the entire population to the local pioneer […]

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