A 2021 Inauguration Post that is Certain to Please Absolutely Everyone

In our highly Anabaptist effort to avoid conflict and please everyone and no one at the same time, the Daily Bonnet has compiled a series of 2021 Inauguration posts to meet your taste. So make your selection below and enjoy. Whatever you do, don’t click on the other ones just to check; you know what Pastor Dave always says about curiosity.

Click on your choice below:

See, that was painless, now, wasn’t it?

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