Mennonite Life
Top Ten Daily Bonnet Articles of 2021
2021, a year most of us would much rather forget. Alright, I’m with you there, but just in case you do want to remember a few moments, here’s the year that was – according to […]
Month: December 2021
Food and Drink
Adventurous Mennonite Man Opts for Schintjefleesch Over Foarmaworsht
STEINBACH, MB Mr. Colin Berg is being hailed as “Steinbach’s most adventurous eater” this week after he went out on a limb and ordered the ham rather than the farmer sausage to accompany his vereniki. […]
The Outside World
World Junior Uno Tournament Cancelled
RED DEER, AB After a surge in paper cuts and Hawkins Cheezies-coated fingers at the tournament in the MB church youth room in Red Deer this winter, the International Uno Federation has decided to cancel […]
Mennonite Life
Metaverse Allows Mennonites to Finally Experience Real Life
FRESNO, CA Researchers at Fresno Pacific University have created a new metaverse for Mennonites, which forces participants to escape their cloistered Mennonite existence and face reality. “For centuries Mennonites have done everything in their power […]
Mennonite Life
Gathering Cancelled: Friesens Told to Go Home and Stay There
SASKATOON, SK More than 250,000 Friesens were scheduled to attend the extended family gathering in Saskatoon this weekend, before the whole thing was called off at the last minute under Oma’s orders. “It was going […]