The Daily Bonnet
  • Mennonite Life
  • Food and Drink
  • Church
  • The Outside World
  • About the Daily Bonnet

Month: September 2020

Church

Chris Wallace to Moderate Upcoming Mennonite Church Board Meeting

September 30, 2020 Andrew

AKRON, PA After a stellar performance at the Presidential debate in which he always had things under complete control, Fox News anchor Chris Wallace has been tasked with his biggest challenge yet: moderating an upcoming […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Man Pays Even Less in Taxes than Donald Trump

September 29, 2020 Andrew

WICHITA, KS According to tax returns that he had to reveal when he took on a position as lay minister at West Wichita EMB, local man  Mr. Wiens, 71, paid exactly seven dollars and thirty-five […]

Food and Drink

Little Abe Confuses Smoke Shack for Outhouse

September 28, 2020 Andrew

WARMAN, SK Little Abe Wiebe, 7, of Warman really had to go after a vigorous game of horseshoes with the cousin on Saturday and, so, ran for the nearest outhouse he could find. “No, Abie, […]

Food and Drink

Pembina Valley Excited for ‘Vereniki Week’ Competition

September 27, 2020 Andrew

MORDEN, MB While Morden may have the edge in craft beer, when it comes to vereniki and schmaunt fat, the neighbouring community of Winkler really shines. This year, the annual Vereniki Week competition has more […]

Mennonite Life

Steinbach Driver Given Five Demerits for ‘Driving Like a Steinbacher’

September 26, 2020 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Mr. Reimer was pulled over this week for ‘driving like he doesn’t know what the heck he’s doing’ aka ‘driving like a Steinbacher’. Reimer is a test subject for a new public safety […]

Posts navigation

1 2 … 6 »
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

Mannanite News Yet!

  • Used Car Lot Offers Free Bucket of Schmaunt Fat with Every Test Drive
    January 11, 2017
  • The Daily Bonnet is Running for Mayor of Steinbach: Here’s My Platform!
    May 16, 2018
  • Fred Penner’s Cat Fails to Return
    March 24, 2017
  • Ozzy Osbourne Signs Petition Against US Metal Tariffs
    March 7, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Marries Cat
    August 8, 2017
September 2020
S M T W T F S
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
27282930  
« Aug   Oct »

 
YOUR TRUSTED SOURCE FOR MENNONITE SATIRE

Copyright © 2022 The Daily Bonnet - All Rights Reserved