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Day: August 3, 2018

The Outside World

Senator Joseph McCarthy Purchases Majority Share in CNN

August 3, 2018 Andrew

ATLANTA, GA More than sixty years after leading the nation in mass anti-Russian hysteria, Senator Joseph McCarthy, long thought to be deceased, is back and heading up CNN. “I wasn’t dead, I was just in […]

Mennonite Life

“Waut de schissjat is live tweeting?” – Highlights from the Pioneer Days parade!

August 3, 2018 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Oba nay! So the Daily Bonnet ventured to the scorching hot streets of Steinbach this morning and discovered the locals were having a parade. Boy, those Steinbachers love parades yet! As a modern […]

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