January 6, 2018 - The Daily Bonnet

Conservative Mennonite Church Approves Drinking Bud Light ‘Since it’s Not Really Beer Anyway’

January 6, 2018 Andrew

JANSEN, NE A strict Mennonite church in the small town of Jansen, Nebraska has broken decades of teetotaller tradition by approving the consumption of Bud Light. At a membership meeting on Saturday, the church board […]

New Trump Book Nothing But Reprints of Daily Bonnet Articles

January 6, 2018 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC Young anti-Trump liberals across America were shocked and dismayed as they opened their copies of Fire and Fury, supposedly a searing new expose about the Trump White House, to find nothing but reprints […]

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