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Day: April 26, 2017

The Outside World

Trump Deploys Aircraft Carrier to Attack Canadian Dairy Cows

April 26, 2017 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC According to a report from Fox News, US President Donald Trump has approved the deployment of five heavily armed aircraft carriers to the Canadian Prairies in order to combat the imminent danger posed by […]

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