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Day: February 1, 2017

Food and Drink

Mennonite Man Denies Having a Beer Belly

February 1, 2017 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB Local man Herman Fast has denied accusations made by church authorities that his rotund belly is the result of drinking large quantities of beer, claiming that it is due solely to the […]

Church

Man Arrested for Scalping Tickets to Megachurch Service

February 1, 2017 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB A local man is in custody today after being caught selling fake tickets to a weekend worship service at Waters of Blessing, a Winnipeg megachurch known for its really epic music program. “The […]

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