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Day: January 4, 2017

Mennonite Life

Recent Crime Wave Prompts Niverville to Move 50 kms Further Away from Winnipeg

January 4, 2017 Andrew

NIVERVILLE, MB It’s close proximity to Winnipeg has always been a drawing card for the growing town of Niverville, but after a recent crime spree, the town has decided it will move “at least 50 […]

The Outside World

Public is Shocked to Discover Quakers Are More than Just Oats

January 4, 2017 Andrew

PHILADELPHIA, PA Thanks to some silly marketers in the late 19th century, the general public has associated Quakers almost exclusively with oats. What has been obscured with this ‘oatization’ of the Quakers is their long-standing advocacy […]

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